A few days ago, my husband and I were sitting and talking. He said that he just remembered something that his Mother said when he was explaining to her. They were discussing the almighty di.ldo.ca.m. AKA Tra.nsvagi.nal Ult.rasou.nd. She has never heard of one (she is a nurse might I add- and a mother of 8* don't get me started*)..... She asked my husband if I got "excited" from those?!??!?!?!?! My husband was speechless he quickly changed the subject and was quite in shock. YES only my MIL can ask such sick sick questions... REALLLY
Also, my husband is overjoyed, there was some adult fun last night after 11 weeks, the poor guy is a trooper. There of course was not THE adult fun he would have liked ... but you do what you can do.. ya'know. I am surprised at myself by how much this was ok in my head, because I seem to worry about everything compromising this pregnancy.
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wow, crazy lady!!! If she only knew...
Huh? How in the world does she not know one existed? I can understand her not knowing and being a mother of 8, because obviously her children are all grown and they probably weren't around back then.
But you'd think that the subject might of come up being in the medical field and all. Heh. Before I was ttc, I still knew of their existance!
Ick. And to ask if you get excited about it. LOL. I remember the first time I got one (5 years ago) and commenting on it as someone would when they see something for the first time. Well, the nurse told me a little old lady came in for an exam, pointed to it and said "I don't know what that is used for, but can it be used on me?" LMAO!!! I'd DIE laughing!
Actually My MIL is not even 50 yet. She had my husband in high school. Most of her kids are in the Public School System still. Her youngest is 3 ..
Snicker.
Yes because it is incredibly arousing to have a condom coated ultrasound probe inserted up one's neveryoumind by a stranger.
Honesty!
J
No way!! (wow, your husband as a little sibling only 3 years old? Crazy!) Then I say that not knowing about the u/s is even crazier!
Whoa. How hard was it to be ttc for 3 years already and your 47yr old (at the time) MIL gets pregnant? Oh hunny, ~HUGS~!!! I couldn't even imagine how much that would have sucked. I'm so sorry!
Your MIL's comment is quite impressive (not the good kind of impressive)! Geezzzzz!
That one will be a good one to tell the family around the dinner table next Thanksgiving.
ha ha... I WISH that dildo cam was exciting.... ha ha ha.
Oh dear...that is just horrible! There's nothing at all 'exciting' about being half naked in a a freezing cold room, feet in stirrups, with some stranger all up in your business...but maybe I'm prude!
ohmygosh. sooo many problems with that.
-discussing anything 'hot' with her son.
-that involved her daughter-in-law.
are just the first two.
Ohhhh my...
That reminds me in my 8th grade sex education class, a boy asked the teacher if girls get turned on by tampons and thats why they like them so much better than pads. I kid you not. In his defense he had older sisters and well, he was only in 8th grade.
Hilarious about the little old lady who wanted it used on her! LMAO!
I honestly cannot thank you enough for the call out to my blog. I have received so many wonderful responses and feel much less alone. You are the BEST.
And it is good to know that I am not the only one with a crazy MIL!!
XOXO
Oh yeah, nothing is sexier than a dildo cam!! hahaha
Ewww! What a gross question for your MIL to ask!
Speechless, simply speechless....
I think my hubby is enjoying the "adult entertainment" break after all of the hell I put him through for 14 months. :o)
EWWWWW, vile.
My mother in law would probably ask the same damn thing if given the information.
Duh!
I know whatcha mean! I was scared to even move when I found out I was pregnant...but, it all gets better! You will soon relax and get back to where you have those "moods". I feel so horrible for my husband.
Seriously? Oh yeah...it's all sorts of erotic...they even put some nice porn on the screen...oh wait...those were ovaries, not porn!
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