coming from your Husband's mouth while talking to his mother on the phone -
"Oh yah her (.)(.)'s are huge and n.ipp.les are very dark and sore - the air hits them and she winces ...."
REALLY???? Is that an appropriate thing to discuss with your son?
This is the women that asked her son, (my husband) if the di.ld.o-c.am "excited" me ....
There is so much more from last nights conversation, that if i typed it, You would not believe me.
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EEEEEEEeeewieeeeee!!!!!
Oh my! If my m-i-l ever asked that I would have her checked for traces of illicit drugs!
YUCKY!!!!!
Ugh... are our MIL's one in the same? I can totally see mine asking that and DH telling her the truth instead of just handing me the phone or putting her off.
She drives me batty now... if I had pregnant hormone flares and had to deal with her--- oye, I don't want to think about it.
Hope you can find a way to ignore her "questions" in the future and to coach DH about it too.
I need to go shower with bleach because I just feel dirty!!!
OK, but now I am curious about the rest of the conversation...
Heck, you see the stuff my MIL says, I can't make that crap up!
!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!
I can see my MIL asking about that, but if j responded with an actual answer I would hit him. Hard.
Let's just file this under "Tools & tips for traumatiing your kids in law"
sooooo not ok. I'd be having words with my hubby about that one
Oh my :)
Wow...she's quite "open" isn't she? (to put it nicely) I'm beginning to appreciate my "don't tell me anything too personal" mil.
love the bed, btw.
Um?
Yeah, I don't think my husband even likes saying the word nipple to himself.
Ugh.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!!!
TMI, WTF?
That is vile. Hello personal.
Now why would she want to know that. And Why would he tell her even if she did want to know. It does make me kind of wonder how far downhill the conversation went though. Hugs to your for having to deal with all that!
lol! thanks for the laugh today. i needed one! :)
Oh yuck! And double yuck! Eeeewwwwwwwwww!
nice! maybe she'd like to come over and inspect them too.
Brings to mind that scene at the beginning of Sixteen Candles when Molly Ringwald's character gets felt up by her grandmother.
creepy!
Oh the horror!! I'd die! Gotta love MILs.
Ditto!
Love the smiley boobies btw :)
OMG!!! I wonder what kind of questions she will ask you after you deliver...
MIL's sure make life interesting, don't they?!
OMG! You don't even have to type any more, I feel so bad for you. I would shoot my husband if he discussed those things with his family.
I definitely want to hear more....I want to know that someone else's family is weird, too. :-)
I understand 100% what you talked about in your previous post re: your feeling that you are in a really long cycle. I honestly keep expecting AF to show up. Not as a m/c per se, but just as the normal way of things. And the further along in this pregnancy I get, the more overwhelmed I feel. Though excited at the same time. I have never experienced such a mix of emotions before!!!
As for TMI, I didn't know that there were so many veins in my brea.sts. I look at them twice a day in the mirror when I shower/change. I can't help it. I am fascinated - like I am looking at a growing deformity. And they ache often, too, though more often in the right one closer to my armpit. It's all so strange, isn't it?
Glad you hit another pregnancy milestone!!
XOXO
Ohh...yowza. Yeah, your MIL's a piece of work, but shame on hubby for answering her need to be so intrusive. Sheesh.
OMG that sounds like my crazy MIL ... nxipn
I linked over here from another blog...
Telling a pregnant woman she deserves wine and congrats for drinking while pregnant...you should be ashamed...you're BOTH bad mothers.
If my MIL was still here, she would so talk about that stuff. I could just hear all the conversations in my head hehe. She was the one that used to say I didn't show enough cleavage. *rolling eyes* What a woman *grin*. I miss her and wish she was here to experience all this with us, but I am glad I don't have to get angry about that sort of conversation!! Cause I've got enough hormones running through my system it probably wouldn't have turned out as funny as the cleavage conversation.
Seriously? I know she's a bit...shall we say...odd? But come one!
And WTF is up with the anon? Spam?
So...anon...if you're reading. Grow a freaking spine and post with your name. I read the post you linked from and don't see the big deal about a 1/2 a glass of wine. And if you'd been through what that woman has been though, you'd get kuddos for indulging (within doctor's allowances). WTF is your problem?
How dare you insult someone on their blog just because you don't agree with their thinking. And who are you to think that you know whether not either one of these women will make good mothers?
If you're going to be a bitch, put your name to it.
And Farah, if I've stepped over the line in my attack on the anon, feel free to delete my comment. It just angers me when my support group is attacked.
I would die!
And the dildocam being exciting...um...no! The sex toy companies are not looking to the bioimaging companies for ideas on how to be sexy!
YIKES! G and his mom have some odd conversations, but I'm glad I've not heard that yet...you never do know though... :P
Wowwy wow is all I can say!
I totally sympathize. MIL is a nurse, and so my husband will often reveal quite a bit to her. Oy. At least I don't have to see her often.
YIKES! That sucks! :(
WOW. I don't know what to say!! It's kind of creepy and funny all at the same time! I bet she must have a really revved up sex drive!
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